Fundamentally the smoking of roll-ups
Is an autocratic habit,
Cigarette smoking a bureaucratic habit,
Cigar smoking a democratic habit,
And pipe smoking a theocratic habit.
Smoking 'joints', on the other hand,
Is fundamentally a quasi-theocratic habit,
On account of the anti-supernatural status
Of 'joints' as extended roll-ups with dope,
Whereas the smoking of dope in a pipe
Confers a supernatural status
Commensurate with a pseudo-theocratic habit.