Fundamentally the smoking of roll-ups

                                            Is an autocratic habit,

                                            Cigarette smoking a bureaucratic habit,

                                            Cigar smoking a democratic habit,

                                            And pipe smoking a theocratic habit.

                                            Smoking 'joints', on the other hand,

                                            Is fundamentally a quasi-theocratic habit,

                                            On account of the anti-supernatural status

                                            Of 'joints' as extended roll-ups with dope,

                                            Whereas the smoking of dope in a pipe

                                            Confers a supernatural status

                                            Commensurate with a pseudo-theocratic habit.