DOPE SMOKING
Fundamentally
the smoking of roll-ups
Is
an autocratic habit,
Cigarette
smoking a bureaucratic habit,
Cigar
smoking a democratic habit,
And
pipe smoking a theocratic habit.
Smoking
'joints', on the other hand,
Is
fundamentally a quasi-theocratic habit,
On
account of the anti-supernatural status
Of
'joints' as extended roll-ups with dope,
Whereas
the smoking of dope in a pipe
Confers
a supernatural status
Commensurate with a pseudo-theocratic habit.